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Nudest: 1,507th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,370th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,464th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
De-Spa-Cito
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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Despacitos

Population80 million

Currencyoof
Animalyeet

The Democratic Republic of Despacitos is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 80 million Despacitosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.

The Despacitosian economy, worth 4.24 trillion oofs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,956 oofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, the ban on cars has been repealed, and glamping Despacitosians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Despacitos's national animal is the yeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Despacitos is ranked 125,014th in the world and 3,340th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 4.24 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Nudest: 1,507thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,370thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,464thMost Primitive: 14,701st
Top
1%
Nudest: 29th in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 353rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 455th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 603rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Despacitos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Despacitos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Despacitos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Despacitos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Despacitos, glamping Despacitosians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Despacitos, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Despacitos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Despacitos, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • : Despacitos was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Despacitos, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.

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