The Republic of Deskhs and Slovs of Deskoslovakia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matias Lazlo with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.902 billion Deskoslovakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verkhiy Sietz. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Deskoslovakian economy, worth 286 trillion dölars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,692 dölars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Wolf Park is the tallest building in Deskoslovakia, research into 'designer babies' is banned, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deskoslovakia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Deskoslovakia is ranked 33,517^th in the world and 8^th in Coldonia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 170.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.