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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,540thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,695thMost Influential: 9,929th
The Republic of Deskhs and Slovs of
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Deskoslovakia

Population2.902 billion

CapitalVerkhiy Sietz
LeaderMatias Lazlo

Currencydölar
Animalwolf

The Republic of Deskhs and Slovs of Deskoslovakia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matias Lazlo with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.902 billion Deskoslovakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verkhiy Sietz. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Deskoslovakian economy, worth 286 trillion dölars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,692 dölars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Wolf Park is the tallest building in Deskoslovakia, research into 'designer babies' is banned, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deskoslovakia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Deskoslovakia is ranked 33,517th in the world and 8th in Coldonia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 170.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,540thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,695thMost Influential: 9,929thMost Devout: 11,573rdMost Cultured: 11,858thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,148thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,771stMost Patriotic: 16,907thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,845thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,753rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,939thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,809thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,310thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,216thHealthiest Citizens: 24,027thLowest Crime Rates: 25,202ndMost Corrupt Governments: 25,704thHighest Food Quality: 26,523rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Deskoslovakia lodged a message on the Coldonia Regional Message Board.
  • : Deskoslovakia lodged a message on the Coldonia Regional Message Board.
  • : Deskoslovakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Deskoslovakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Deskoslovakia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Deskoslovakia, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Deskoslovakia, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • : Deskoslovakia lodged a message on the Coldonia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Deskoslovakia, the treehouse in Wolf Park is the tallest building in Deskoslovakia.
  • : Following new legislation in Deskoslovakia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Olivedrabia, RaFLaNdIa, Astoniland, Valedori, Ueshido, Oncadia, Portuia, Serbatiya, Draconovox, and Marinokoni.

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