The Autocracy of Desibia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by David Rodrenez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.66 billion Desibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vialusa. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Desibian economy, worth 165 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 99,912 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desibia's national animal is the coyote, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Desibia is ranked 73,080^th in the world and 297^th in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 62.23 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.