by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,281stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,678thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,228th
The Autocracy of
Father Knows Best State
Experiencia, Sigilo e Inteligencia
David Rodrenez
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.7 billion

LeaderDavid Rodrenez
FaithCatholic Christianity


The Autocracy of Desibia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by David Rodrenez with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.7 billion Desibians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vialusa. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Desibian economy, worth 484 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 131,080 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and David Rodrenez claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desibia's national animal is the coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Desibia is ranked 198,384th in the world and 607th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.46 crimes per hour.

Most Influential: 1,281stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,678thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,228thMost Devout: 6,839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,215thLargest Black Market: 7,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,944thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,003rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,076thMost Patriotic: 12,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,699thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,568thLargest Retail Industry: 16,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,962ndMost Developed: 17,999thMost Efficient Economies: 19,851stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,910thHighest Average Incomes: 21,316thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,895thLargest Governments: 21,918thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,546thLargest Mining Sector: 23,816thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,909th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionMost Avoided: 56th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 123rd in the region

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