Population | 1.356 billion |
Capital | Porto Vecchio |
Leader | Guido Malinverno |
Currency | Lira |
Animal | Carpione |
The Republic of Desenzano del Garda is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Guido Malinverno with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.356 billion Desenzanese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Vecchio. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Desenzano del Gardan economy, worth 128 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,496 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and write-in candidate 'Guido Malinverno Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desenzano del Garda's national animal is the Carpione, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Desenzano del Garda is ranked 270,750th in the world and 10,736th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.17 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Desenzano del Garda was endorsed by
The United Socialist States of Esperonia.
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Desenzano del Garda was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Thraece.
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Desenzano del Garda was endorsed by
The Incorporated States of Southern Moosetopia.
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Desenzano del Garda was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Kosanx.
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Desenzano del Garda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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Desenzano del Garda was endorsed by
The Council Democracy of The Anddoran Commune.
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Desenzano del Garda was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Desenzano del Garda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Desenzano del Garda was endorsed by
The Armed Republic of Maott.
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Desenzano del Garda's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 162 » Koda-Land,
Russila,
Varisland,
Corfad,
Shibutani,
Yaorozu,
Wilkshire,
Pazair,
Tachycardia,
Racoda,
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Hulldom,
Q w e r t y,
Aerilia,
New Trisone,
Radicaster,
Former English Colony,
Bongo Mountain,
Runeda,
The Rhein States,
The Austro Germanic Union,
Omnistria,
Xagill,
Pallaith,
TheLandOfFunFunFun,
Great Bights Mum,
Darkanistan,
Esteneng,
Greater Cesnica,
Ethnon,
Filibustra,
Dreadton,
Davidianian,
Aenglaland,
Kwaj,
Bardopia,
Unshleepd,
Notyoutopia,
Nuclear Matter,
Liberepublia,
Wolffoxia,
Card Kingdom,
Loutsland,
Choi Aeguka,
Pinguioris,
Thought Obliteration,
Wisconsota,
Sojenre,
GrayingOut,
New-Ferytland, and 112 others.
Valentine Z,
Lennie Briscoe,
Pichu23,
Bankowiata,
Meadowfields,
Kranostav,
The Erie Doctrine,
North Bratislava,
Fruition,
Cult of Silence,
Regallio,
Tsandonown,
Inspiratus,
Harjad,
Aguaria Major,
Communist Beijing Must be China,
Sunto,
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Heilhum Imperius,
Technocratic-european Countries,
Frances Francis the First of France,
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Liberate World Order,
Moorenaceous,
Chipoli,
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Transitional Global Authority,
Catalis,
Vlenkenov,
Individualist Catopia,
Simone Republic,
Dem Republic of Romania,
Oannia,
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Etanur,
Starway,
The northern Polish territories,
Laforeia,
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TamilPesum,
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PlanetMercury,
The New NRA,
Gort-8,
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Isle Ideal,
Kandorith,
Libertario do s,
Pyos Ter,
Xarikistan,
New Lakemba,
Nouvel Empire,
Coalition of Gedran,
Votak Matim,
Melbournians,
Seanat,
Jeltronian WA Mission,
Ereena,
Republica Guilleana,
Mitaboland,
Peskax,
Halleffle,
IHateRights,
Homosexual Shrooms,
Attempted Socialism,
Greater Velana,
Ayuzhhhhh,
Plangainer,
The Serdey Islands,
Mondstadtes KaiseReich,
Ellbonnia,
Kelvaros Prime,
Sou Avida,
Freedom and Democratic Socialist,
United States of Dictators,
Velikaya Arstotzka,
Constantinolia,
Ser Enta,
Unsophisticate,
Blyskalia,
Gin Tonic,
Tape,
Doichtland,
Conklandi,
Reich German,
Nationeer,
CHERN0BYL 2,
Chechno-Kalimovski,
Ekrund Greenskins,
Stranamesta 2,
Unite States of Europe,
Zanderlock,
Bibble the Puffball,
Gorundu,
The Tampa Bay Rays,
Texaska,
Communist Lop,
Francois Isidore,
Territorio di Nessuno,
Zerentopia,
1 very fast endotarter,
Maott,
The Anddoran Commune,
Kosanx,
Southern Moosetopia,
Thraece, and
Esperonia.