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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,318thMost Influential: 3,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,285th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Memento Audere Semper
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Desenzano del Garda

Population1.356 billion

CapitalPorto Vecchio
LeaderGuido Malinverno

CurrencyLira
AnimalCarpione

The Republic of Desenzano del Garda is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Guido Malinverno with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.356 billion Desenzanese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Vecchio. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Desenzano del Gardan economy, worth 128 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,496 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and write-in candidate 'Guido Malinverno Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desenzano del Garda's national animal is the Carpione, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Desenzano del Garda is ranked 270,750th in the world and 10,736th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.17 Obesity Rate.

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Healthiest Citizens: 17,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,588thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,741stLowest Crime Rates: 25,516thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,061stMost Cultured: 28,303rdMost Developed: 28,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 29,322ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,438th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 535th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 642nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 853rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 865th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 867th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 870th in the regionMost Influential: 898th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 924th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 967th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,061st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,064th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,171st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 162 » Koda-Land, Russila, Varisland, Corfad, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Wilkshire, Pazair, Tachycardia, Racoda, Siwale, Hulldom, Q w e r t y, Aerilia, New Trisone, Radicaster, Former English Colony, Bongo Mountain, Runeda, The Rhein States, The Austro Germanic Union, Omnistria, Xagill, Pallaith, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Great Bights Mum, Darkanistan, Esteneng, Greater Cesnica, Ethnon, Filibustra, Dreadton, Davidianian, Aenglaland, Kwaj, Bardopia, Unshleepd, Notyoutopia, Nuclear Matter, Liberepublia, Wolffoxia, Card Kingdom, Loutsland, Choi Aeguka, Pinguioris, Thought Obliteration, Wisconsota, Sojenre, GrayingOut, New-Ferytland, and 112 others.Valentine Z, Lennie Briscoe, Pichu23, Bankowiata, Meadowfields, Kranostav, The Erie Doctrine, North Bratislava, Fruition, Cult of Silence, Regallio, Tsandonown, Inspiratus, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Communist Beijing Must be China, Sunto, Namwenia, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Heilhum Imperius, Technocratic-european Countries, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Liberate World Order, Moorenaceous, Chipoli, Hopenadya, Transitional Global Authority, Catalis, Vlenkenov, Individualist Catopia, Simone Republic, Dem Republic of Romania, Oannia, Ishtimbine, Etanur, Starway, The northern Polish territories, Laforeia, Lionsroar, TamilPesum, Wineclaw, Natalicelemphe, PlanetMercury, The New NRA, Gort-8, Mataramsunda, PotatoFarmers, Moailandia, Noradise, Isle Ideal, Kandorith, Libertario do s, Pyos Ter, Xarikistan, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Votak Matim, Melbournians, Seanat, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ereena, Republica Guilleana, Mitaboland, Peskax, Halleffle, IHateRights, Homosexual Shrooms, Attempted Socialism, Greater Velana, Ayuzhhhhh, Plangainer, The Serdey Islands, Mondstadtes KaiseReich, Ellbonnia, Kelvaros Prime, Sou Avida, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, United States of Dictators, Velikaya Arstotzka, Constantinolia, Ser Enta, Unsophisticate, Blyskalia, Gin Tonic, Tape, Doichtland, Conklandi, Reich German, Nationeer, CHERN0BYL 2, Chechno-Kalimovski, Ekrund Greenskins, Stranamesta 2, Unite States of Europe, Zanderlock, Bibble the Puffball, Gorundu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Texaska, Communist Lop, Francois Isidore, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, 1 very fast endotarter, Maott, The Anddoran Commune, Kosanx, Southern Moosetopia, Thraece, and Esperonia.

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