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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,318thMost Influential: 3,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,285th
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Desenzano del Garda

Population1.356 billion

CapitalPorto Vecchio
LeaderGuido Malinverno


The Republic of Desenzano del Garda is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Guido Malinverno with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.356 billion Desenzanese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Vecchio. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Desenzano del Gardan economy, worth 128 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,496 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and write-in candidate 'Guido Malinverno Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desenzano del Garda's national animal is the Carpione, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Desenzano del Garda is ranked 270,750th in the world and 10,736th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.17 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,318thTop
Most Influential: 3,551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,285thMost Income Equality: 14,733rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 17,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,588thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,741stLowest Crime Rates: 25,516thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,061stMost Cultured: 28,303rdMost Developed: 28,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 29,322ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,438th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 535th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 642nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 853rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 865th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 867th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 870th in the regionMost Influential: 898th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 924th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 967th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,061st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,064th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,171st in the region

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