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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,021stLargest Populations: 3,537thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,150th
The Catfish loving Women and Men of
Corporate Police State
Otherwise known as the Germans
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Des Allemands

Population26.317 billion

Faithbokonism

Currencypicayune
Animalcatfish

The Catfish loving Women and Men of Des Allemands is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its fear of technology, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.317 billion Germans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The thriving Des Allemandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,382 trillion picayunes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 90,512 picayunes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,294 per year while the poor average 16,492, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Des Allemands's national animal is the catfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is bokonism.

Des Allemands is ranked 8,513th in the world and 1st in Calumet City for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 86,167.76 Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,021stLargest Populations: 3,537thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,150thMost Avoided: 6,325thHighest Economic Output: 6,503rdMost Primitive: 7,049thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,513thLargest Mining Sector: 8,957thMost Secular: 9,176thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,616thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 13,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,458thMost Conservative: 18,508thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,078thLargest Retail Industry: 20,153rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,272ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,990thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,449thMost Pro-Market: 22,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,612th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Des Allemands's influence in Calumet City rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Des Allemands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Allemands, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Allemands, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Allemands, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Allemands, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Allemands, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Des Allemands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Allemands, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Des Allemands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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