The Kingdom of Dertham is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Breadmeister with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 4.302 billion Derthamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominar. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Derthamian economy, worth 347 trillion breds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 80,890 breds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breadmeister can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, public shaming is the bedrock of Derthamian society, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and Breadmeister's Twitcher account is typically used to share Pika memes rather than government policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dertham's national animal is the Pika, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dertham is ranked 68,715^th in the world and 71^st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Nudest, with 192.25 cheeks per square mile.