The County of Derry is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.476 billion Derryians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Derryian economy, worth 815 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 60,537 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Derry has designated Derry as its capital city, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, Leader has just been declared ruler of Derry in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Derry's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Derry's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Derry is ranked 254,248^th in the world and 14^th in Irish Lands for Most Secular, with 13.02 Atheism Rate.