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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,926thMost Conservative: 5,103rdMost Authoritarian: 13,174th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Die.
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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DEPRESSIONISMISMISTS

Population181 million

Currencydepression
AnimalDepressed Marmalade fly

The Oppressed Peoples of DEPRESSIONISMISMISTS is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 181 million DEPRESSIONISMISMISTSians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The strong DEPRESSIONISMISMISTSian economy, worth 9.53 trillion depressions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,658 depressions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DEPRESSIONISMISMISTS's national animal is the Depressed Marmalade fly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DEPRESSIONISMISMISTS is ranked 207,066th in the world and 32nd in The Alliance of Eros for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,926thMost Conservative: 5,103rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,174th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

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