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Most Valuable International Artwork: 825thNudest: 4,060thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,376th
The Red Holy Communist Warzone of
Psychotic Dictatorship
live, laugh, friendship with 32 NationStates
Influence
Vassal
Your all-powerfull overlord
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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DEPRESSION AND ADHD

Population566 million

CapitalDepressed kelso

CurrencyGOLD KELSO
Animalzombie cow

The Red Holy Communist Warzone of DEPRESSION AND ADHD is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 566 million Deppressed Kids with Adhd are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depressed kelso. The average income tax rate is 70.6%.

The thriving Depressed kids with Adhd economy, worth 71.7 trillion GOLD KELSOES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,653 GOLD KELSOES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DEPRESSION AND ADHD's national animal is the zombie cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DEPRESSION AND ADHD is ranked 132,438th in the world and 37th in depressed kelso for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,018 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 825thTop
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Nudest: 4,060thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,376thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,243rdMost Authoritarian: 7,819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,971stMost Patriotic: 9,341stLargest Insurance Industry: 12,818thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,836thMost Conservative: 13,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,923rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,084thMost Secular: 19,745thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,222nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : DEPRESSION AND ADHD was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers.
  • : DEPRESSION AND ADHD was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in DEPRESSION AND ADHD, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.

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