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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,425thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,928thRudest Citizens: 4,336th
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Depeche Mode To Joy

Population349 million

CapitalOberkorn

CurrencyHalo
AnimalEasy Tiger

The Holy Empire of Depeche Mode To Joy is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 349 million Devotees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oberkorn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The all-consuming Devoteed economy, worth 36.5 trillion Haloes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,671 Haloes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 459,683 per year while the poor average 14,986, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Depeche Mode To Joy's national animal is the Easy Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Depeche Mode To Joy is ranked 4,628th in the world and 1st in Gordon Ramsays Kitchen for Most Avoided, scoring 483.38 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,425thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,928thRudest Citizens: 4,336thMost Avoided: 4,628thLargest Retail Industry: 5,709thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,413thFattest Citizens: 6,774thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,924thLargest Mining Sector: 8,986thTop
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Most Armed: 10,349thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,832ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,903rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,142nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Depeche Mode To Joy, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Depeche Mode To Joy, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Depeche Mode To Joy, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters.
  • : Following new legislation in Depeche Mode To Joy, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Depeche Mode To Joy, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Depeche Mode To Joy voted for The Empire of Kuriko in the General Election.
  • : Following new legislation in Depeche Mode To Joy, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Depeche Mode To Joy, people who have lived their entire lives in Depeche Mode To Joy are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Depeche Mode To Joy, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Depeche Mode To Joy proposed constructing embassies between Gordon Ramsays Kitchen and Union of Nationalists.

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