The Corporate Empire of Depackya is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mykhail Borisov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.103 billion Depackyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubrova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Depackyan economy, worth 929 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 299,512 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,989 per year while the poor average 29,305, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Depackya's national animal is the computer mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Traditional Catholicism.

Depackya is ranked 22,905^th in the world and 94^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,640.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.