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Largest Retail Industry: 41stMost Corrupt Governments: 201stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 211th
The Borisovian Regime of
Corporate Police State
For a Return to that Golden Age of the Confederation...
Mykhail Borisov
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Depackya

Population6.158 billion

CapitalDubrova
LeaderMykhail Borisov
FaithCult of the Viceroy

Currencydollar
Animalcomputer mouse

The Borisovian Regime of Depackya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mykhail Borisov with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.158 billion Depackyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubrova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Depackyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,964 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 481,368 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,421,321 per year while the poor average 53,485, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, there's a bright dawn ahead for Depackya, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depackya's national animal is the computer mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Viceroy.

Depackya is ranked 1,198th in the world and 13th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,494.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 41stMost Corrupt Governments: 201stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 211thMost Valuable International Artwork: 230thMost Avoided: 252ndLargest Insurance Industry: 280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 334thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 359thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 368thHighest Average Incomes: 387thFattest Citizens: 431stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 433rdMost Efficient Economies: 434thMost Devout: 550thLargest Mining Sector: 566thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 596thLargest Agricultural Sector: 630thMost Influential: 656thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 715thRudest Citizens: 740thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,730thLargest Black Market: 1,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,223rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,746thLargest Governments: 2,846thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,885thLowest Crime Rates: 4,396thHighest Economic Output: 4,835thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,889thSmartest Citizens: 5,725thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,829thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,170thMost Armed: 11,905thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18,993rdMost Pro-Market: 19,605thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,245th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
  • : Depackya lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, there's a bright dawn ahead for Depackya.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Depackya, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
  • : Depackya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Depackya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Depackya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".

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