Population | 6.158 billion |
Capital | Dubrova |
Leader | Mykhail Borisov |
Faith | Cult of the Viceroy |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | computer mouse |
The Borisovian Regime of Depackya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mykhail Borisov with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.158 billion Depackyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubrova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Depackyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,964 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 481,368 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,421,321 per year while the poor average 53,485, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.
Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, there's a bright dawn ahead for Depackya, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depackya's national animal is the computer mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Viceroy.
Depackya is ranked 1,198th in the world and 13th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,494.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Depackya, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
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Depackya lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Depackya, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in
Depackya, there's a bright dawn ahead for Depackya.
- : Following new legislation in
Depackya, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
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Depackya, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
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Depackya, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
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Depackya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
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Depackya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
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Depackya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 81 » Fetra,
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Marthuania,
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Shiya,
Apermania,
Consterius Reich,
Inferno Drake,
Vale Helsraetoni,
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Sparkvernia,
West Heisen,
Aeioux,
Exile Government of the RDFR,
Greater Karelian Reich,
Impits Menouss,
Medici Empire,
Tertania,
Miki14,
Viremine,
Panthera Order,
Mayakava,
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Deman Kalan,
New England INC,
The Destroyers of Christianity,
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Asukaz,
The Nat Trote Kure,
Jefferson Club,
Hellslayer,
Clippius Maximus,
The Yeetusa,
VlaRiSsiA,
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Kattttt,
Demankphy,
Balqia,
The Dixie Confederate Union,
Daulmark,
HMS NHS,
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Jocospor,
Galamancia,
Anomalokaris,
New Sparta Ascendancy,
Greater Dragunovia,
Russian States of Eurasia,
Calarite State, and 31 others.
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The Very Dark Place,
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MineLegotipony,
Eternal Iron,
The land of certain death,
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Ridnez,
Reamus,
Thorstonia,
Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs,
IPhone 11,
Sllonsonnopia,
Cryptonnia,
Kinegiener,
Complete and Utter Freedom,
Systemic Corruption,
Holy Land Of Germania,
East Hearth,
Laffertty,
PRT Tidewater, and
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