The Borisovian Regime of Depackya is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mykhail Borisov with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.158 billion Depackyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubrova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Depackyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,964 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 481,368 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,421,321 per year while the poor average 53,485, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, there's a bright dawn ahead for Depackya, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depackya's national animal is the computer mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Viceroy.

Depackya is ranked 1,198^th in the world and 13^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,494.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.