The Corporate Empire of Depackya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Aleksandr Ivanov with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.695 billion Depackyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubrova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Depackyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 366,832 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,393,973 per year while the poor average 3,837, a ratio of 884 to 1.

Depackya isn't what it used to be, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and Depackyan watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Depackya's national animal is the computer mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Traditional Catholicism.

Depackya is ranked 209,210^th in the world and 405^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.9 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.