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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,201st Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,342nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,405th
The Great United Lands Of of
Psychotic Dictatorship
☆Thě Děmű İ pć W hř ☆
DEMaken Natal NataS |||
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Denun

Population9.286 billion

CapitalPort Vadnsko
LeaderDEMaken Natal NataS |||
FaithMallah-Ter

CurrencyTu$oD
AnimalOwl

The Great United Lands Of of Denun is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by DEMaken Natal NataS ||| with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.286 billion Demunians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Vadnsko. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Demunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,887 trillion Tu$oDs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,231 Tu$oDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, builders across Denun are blocked up with orders for new public loos, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denun's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mallah-Ter.

Denun is ranked 119,470th in the world and 1st in The Land Ov Denun for Most Devout, with 9.73 Prayers Per Hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,405thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,549thLargest Governments: 1,593rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,665thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,208thMost Developed: 2,232ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,701stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,931stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,644thSmartest Citizens: 3,711thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,537thMost Efficient Economies: 4,662ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,056thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,315thHighest Average Incomes: 5,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,583rdMost Cultured: 5,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,538thHighest Economic Output: 6,677thBest Weather: 7,143rdMost Inclusive: 7,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,224thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,437thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 10,640thSafest: 13,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,189th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Denun, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Denun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Denun, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Denun, builders across Denun are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Denun, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Denun, DEMaken Natal NataS |||'s office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Denun, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Denun, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Denun, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Denun, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Demunian Desert.

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