by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,419thNicest Citizens: 2,822nd
The God Awful Federation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Get out of my office! Now!
The Big Idiot
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population7.732 billion

LeaderThe Big Idiot

AnimalSmart people

The God Awful Federation of Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Big Idiot with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.732 billion Idiots enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idiotville. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion ReCoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,382 ReCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, the government is flooded with compensation requests, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs's national animal is the Smart people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Idiotism.

Denoidumbutoniurucwivobrs is ranked 87,197th in the world and 1st in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 177,298 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,419thNicest Citizens: 2,822ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,852ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,030thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,785thHighest Food Quality: 4,172ndBest Weather: 4,294thMost Cultured: 4,345thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,681stMost Pacifist: 4,950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,054thMost Inclusive: 5,111thMost Developed: 5,175thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,406thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,022ndSafest: 6,103rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,304thLargest Governments: 6,363rdSmartest Citizens: 6,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,510thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,670thMost Efficient Economies: 9,551stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,531stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,780thMost Secular: 14,660thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 16,841stHighest Economic Output: 20,086thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,242ndMost Influential: 26,298th

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