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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th Most Rebellious Youth: 11th
The Friendly Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Can we ever have too much of a good thing?
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Friendly Republic of Dennisov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Siddhārtha Gautama with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.255 billion Dennisovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baromcona. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dennisovian economy, worth a remarkable 7,642 trillion quixotes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,930 quixotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and terrorist attacks are mostly met with shrugs of resignation. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dennisov's national animal is the beardog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Dennisov is ranked 179,748th in the world and 6,028th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 0.99 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 11thNicest Citizens: 16thMost Developed: 19thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25thMost Pacifist: 27thMost Beautiful Environments: 34thLongest Average Lifespans: 37thMost Advanced Public Education: 43rdSmartest Citizens: 51stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58thBest Weather: 68thMost Cultured: 82ndLargest Populations: 101stMost Cheerful Citizens: 206thHealthiest Citizens: 325thHighest Economic Output: 455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 544thMost Inclusive: 811thHighest Poor Incomes: 846thLeast Corrupt Governments: 973rdLargest Governments: 1,294thMost Secular: 1,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,739thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,841stMost Efficient Economies: 1,841stMost Influential: 2,086thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,106thHighest Average Incomes: 2,820thHighest Crime Rates: 5,932ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,117thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,130th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 104th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 235th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 350th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, terrorist attacks are mostly met with shrugs of resignation.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, under love's heavy burden Siddhārtha Gautama sinks lower in the political right's esteem.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Dennisov was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, homophobia is off the menu.

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