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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th Most Rebellious Youth: 10th
The Friendly Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Can we ever have too much of a good thing?
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Dennisov

Population32.797 billion

CapitalBaromcona
LeaderSiddhārtha Gautama
FaithBuddhism

Currencyquixote
Animalbeardog

The Friendly Republic of Dennisov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Siddhārtha Gautama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.797 billion Dennisovians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baromcona. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dennisovian economy, worth a remarkable 7,808 trillion quixotes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,089 quixotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, Siddhārtha Gautama is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dennisov's national animal is the beardog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Dennisov is ranked 141,998th in the world and 4,925th in Lazarus for Most Average, scoring 28.88 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thNicest Citizens: 16thMost Developed: 21stMost Pacifist: 26thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26thMost Beautiful Environments: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 38thSmartest Citizens: 51stMost Advanced Public Education: 53rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62ndBest Weather: 74thMost Cultured: 84thLargest Populations: 101stMost Cheerful Citizens: 204thHealthiest Citizens: 326thHighest Economic Output: 467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 491stLeast Corrupt Governments: 728thHighest Poor Incomes: 757thMost Inclusive: 852ndLargest Governments: 1,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,731stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,847thHighest Average Incomes: 2,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,117thMost Secular: 7,715thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,103rdHighest Crime Rates: 11,141stSafest: 15,852ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,382ndMost Income Equality: 17,522nd
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 331st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 368th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 423rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 503rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 594th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dennisov was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Dennisov was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, Siddhārtha Gautama is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, foreign musicians that Siddhārtha Gautama dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Dennisov, the Dennisovian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.

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