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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,271stMost Influential: 5,025thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,640th
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Dennis the Goat

Population807 million

CapitalSt Dave's


The Community of Dennis the Goat is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 807 million Dennisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Dave's. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dennis the Goatian economy, worth 62.7 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 77,720 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is totally unknown. Dennis the Goat's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dennis the Goat is ranked 90,757th in the world and 200th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,271stTop
Most Influential: 5,025thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,640thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,880thMost Pacifist: 5,943rdSafest: 9,171stNicest Citizens: 9,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,322ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,418thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,858thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,634thTop
Most Secular: 13,148thMost Income Equality: 14,374thMost Inclusive: 16,344thBest Weather: 17,288thHealthiest Citizens: 18,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,849thHighest Food Quality: 19,792ndMost Rebellious Youth: 19,934thMost Cultured: 22,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,585thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,710thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,320thSmartest Citizens: 23,521st
Least Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 32nd in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the region

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