The Sacred Imperial States of Denado is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Arzejus of Hälej-Seßülia with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 19.011 billion Denadens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ördfaldtin. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dinaden economy, worth a remarkable 3,183 trillion Dinesmärches a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,468 Dinesmärches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denado's national animal is the Luckstpfaratti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Denado is ranked 9,448^th in the world and 512^th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.17 bananas ingested per day.