The Sacred Imperial States of Denado is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Arzejus of Hälej-Seßülia with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.699 billion Denadens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ördfaldtin. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dinaden economy, worth a remarkable 2,539 trillion Dinesmärches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,794 Dinesmärches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, many aides in Emperor Arzejus of Hälej-Seßülia's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denado's national animal is the Luckstpfaratti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Denado is ranked 13,145^th in the world and 788^th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.82 Years.