The Sacred Imperial States of Denado is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Arzejus of Hälej-Seßülia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.939 billion Denadens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ördfaldtin. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dinaden economy, worth a remarkable 2,686 trillion Dinesmärches a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,554 Dinesmärches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denado's national animal is the Luckstpfaratti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Denado is ranked 10,421^st in the world and 559^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 168,554.94 Standard Monetary Units.