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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,601stLowest Crime Rates: 5,500th
The Workers' and Peasants' state of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Proletarier aller Lšnder; vereinigt Euch!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik

Population4.067 billion

CapitalEast Berlin
LeaderState Council Chairman Klaus Ernst

CurrencyEast German mark
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Workers' and Peasants' state of Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik is a massive, safe nation, ruled by State Council Chairman Klaus Ernst with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.067 billion East Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Berlin. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East German economy, worth 563 trillion East German marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,518 East German marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Den Deutsche Demokratische Republik is ranked 26,534th in the world and 379th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,842.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,414thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,601stLowest Crime Rates: 5,500thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,843rdMost Patriotic: 6,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,269thMost Authoritarian: 7,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,286thMost Developed: 9,797thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,443rdLargest Governments: 10,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,906thTop
Most Secular: 13,300thHealthiest Citizens: 13,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,033rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,466thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,559thMost Income Equality: 15,597thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,745thSmartest Citizens: 17,236thHighest Average Incomes: 18,688thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,442ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,451stMost Cultured: 20,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,867thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,109thHighest Food Quality: 24,354th
Most Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 48th in the regionMost Extreme: 51st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 67th in the regionMost Income Equality: 69th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 106th in the region

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