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Demons of Valkarth

Population28.153 billion

LeaderGrand Warden of Valkarth


The ELF-Eladen Slave World of Demons of Valkarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Warden of Valkarth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.153 billion ELF slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkarth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient ELF slave economy, worth a remarkable 8,766 trillion souls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 311,379 souls, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demons of Valkarth's national animal is the imp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Demons of Valkarth is ranked 145,724th in the world and 121st in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 8.71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 41stLowest Crime Rates: 94thLargest Governments: 283rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 313thHighest Average Tax Rates: 352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 364thHighest Economic Output: 457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 467thMost Efficient Economies: 553rdHealthiest Citizens: 554thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 563rdSafest: 594thMost Scientifically Advanced: 658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 712thSmartest Citizens: 849thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,037thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,210thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,288thHighest Average Incomes: 1,388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,446thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,717thLargest Populations: 2,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,101stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,478thNudest: 2,831stMost Conservative: 5,106thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,514thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,467thTop
Most Secular: 9,067thMost Authoritarian: 10,790th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the region

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