Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,207th Safest: 7,834th Largest Populations: 7,845th
The Underground Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We come from below... Bwahahahaha!!!!
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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The Underground Empire of Demonic Gophers is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zeek with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.128 billion Demonic Gophers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeth Gar. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Demgori economy, worth a remarkable 1,182 trillion flower bulbs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,064 flower bulbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demonic Gophers's national animal is the gopher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Demonic Gophers is ranked 148,381st in the world and 1st in The Rodent Alliance for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,207thSafest: 7,834thLargest Populations: 7,845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,927thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,071stHealthiest Citizens: 9,485thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,845thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,279thLargest Governments: 12,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,403rdMost Cultured: 15,369thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,809th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Demonic Gophers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, concussed gopherball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Demonic Gophers was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Demonic Gophers, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.

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