The Republic of Democratie is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Douglas MacArthur with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.721 billion Democratieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratiean economy, worth 417 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,501 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, being Douglas MacArthur has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and there is something rotten in the state of Democratie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratie's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Americanism.

Democratie is ranked 220,842^nd in the world and 9,037^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 15.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.