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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,494thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,361stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,349th
The Constitutional Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Socialism, Liberty and Prosperity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Democratic Socialist Gran Colombia

Population3.446 billion

LeaderPremier Chavez
FaithCult of the People


The Constitutional Commonwealth of Democratic Socialist Gran Colombia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Chavez with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.446 billion Socialist Colombians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolivar. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Socialist economy, worth 474 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,671 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Democratic Socialist airwaves, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Socialist Gran Colombia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the People.

Democratic Socialist Gran Colombia is ranked 183,443rd in the world and 5,214th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 8.87 Obesity Rate.

Largest Welfare Programs: 4,494thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,361stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,349thLargest Retail Industry: 9,725thMost Inclusive: 10,332ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,753rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,849thMost Developed: 11,218thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,634thNicest Citizens: 11,925thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,161stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,171stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,469thMost Efficient Economies: 12,528thLargest Governments: 14,228thMost Secular: 15,190thSmartest Citizens: 15,363rdMost Cultured: 16,155thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,384thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,915thHighest Average Incomes: 17,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,484thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,039thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,476thLowest Crime Rates: 19,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,367thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,885th
Largest Welfare Programs: 201st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 415th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 454th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 466th in the regionMost Inclusive: 510th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 541st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 547th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 549th in the regionMost Developed: 572nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 581st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 608th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 610th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 627th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 627th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 674th in the regionLargest Governments: 769th in the region

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