The Republic of Democratic Ruzz Steruntizavolie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Ruzz with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.379 billion Democratic Ruzz Steruntizavolieans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruzzville. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Ruzz Steruntizavoliean economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,779 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You can't spell society without CIS, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Democratic Ruzz Steruntizavolie's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ruzziania.

Democratic Ruzz Steruntizavolie is ranked 262,459^th in the world and 6,598^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -163.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.