The Federal Republic of Democratic Rossiya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Viktor Abakumov with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.078 billion Russians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perm. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Russian economy, worth 30.9 trillion Rubles a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,686 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and Orthodox Christianity has been named as Democratic Rossiya's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Rossiya's national animal is the Eurasian Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Democratic Rossiya is ranked 295,914^th in the world and 3^rd in Clucking Luck for Most Patriotic, with 0.92 flags saluted per person per day.