The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Eiria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor William Lancaster with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.214 billion Eirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geminus. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Eirian economy, worth 466 trillion Lunens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,541 Lunens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, the government pours millions of Lunens into rehabilitation programs annually, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Eiria's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unitism.

Democratic Republic of Eiria is ranked 8,240^th in the world and 13^th in International Democratic Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,075.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.