The Commonwealth of Democratic Republic of Eiria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor William Lancaster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.15 billion Eirians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geminus. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Eirian economy, worth 561 trillion Lunens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,269 Lunens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, the government pours millions of Lunens into rehabilitation programs annually, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Eiria's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unitism.

Democratic Republic of Eiria is ranked 7,871^st in the world and 26^th in International Democratic Union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,784.97 Tourists Per Hour.