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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 137thLargest Black Market: 181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We enjoy killing babies.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia

Population17.458 billion

CapitalDemocratic City of Wonderful Joyitude
Leaderthe Democratically Elected President
FaithNicholas Cage

CurrencySouls of Dead Babies
AnimalWashed-Out Pop Singers

The Dictatorship of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Democratically Elected President with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.458 billion Mechanisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,725 trillion Souls of Dead Babieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 385,217 Souls of Dead Babieses, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Cute fluffy little the Democratically Elected Presidents are increasingly popular exotic pets, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, calling out of the blue has become taboo, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia's national animal is the Washed-Out Pop Singers, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nicholas Cage.

Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia is ranked 59,257th in the world and 1st in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia for Most Extreme, scoring 25.45 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 137thLargest Black Market: 181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198thLargest Mining Sector: 219thMost Ignorant Citizens: 229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 244thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 413thMost Subsidized Industry: 448thMost Corrupt Governments: 466thMost Devout: 604thMost Avoided: 644thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 785thHighest Average Incomes: 898thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 955thHighest Economic Output: 1,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,366thLargest Governments: 1,378thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,556thMost Armed: 1,677thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,771stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,445thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,543rdMost Stationary: 2,827thMost Efficient Economies: 4,126thFattest Citizens: 4,390thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,189thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,331stLargest Insurance Industry: 9,603rdMost Conservative: 9,882ndLargest Populations: 11,305thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,534thTop
Most Influential: 15,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,263rdMost Authoritarian: 20,593rd

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