Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia
Population | 17.458 billion |
Capital | Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude |
Leader | the Democratically Elected President |
Faith | Nicholas Cage |
Currency | Souls of Dead Babies |
Animal | Washed-Out Pop Singers |
The Dictatorship of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Democratically Elected President with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.458 billion Mechanisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisian economy, worth a remarkable 6,725 trillion Souls of Dead Babieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 385,217 Souls of Dead Babieses, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Cute fluffy little the Democratically Elected Presidents are increasingly popular exotic pets, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, calling out of the blue has become taboo, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia's national animal is the Washed-Out Pop Singers, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nicholas Cage.
Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia is ranked 59,257th in the world and 1st in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia for Most Extreme, scoring 25.45 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, all recreational drugs are legal.
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
- : Following new legislation in
Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, cute fluffy little the Democratically Elected Presidents are increasingly popular exotic pets.
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.