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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 175th Highest Poor Incomes: 283rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 296th
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Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi

Population9.405 billion

LeaderThe Eternal President


The Revolutionary union of Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Eternal President with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.405 billion Kelvish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kresden. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kelvinsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,935 trillion Linadishes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 418,436 Linadishes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', and it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kuche.

Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi is ranked 3,930th in the world and 1st in Confederacy of the North for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 597,298.77 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 175thHighest Poor Incomes: 283rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 296thLargest Black Market: 337thHighest Average Incomes: 457thLargest Mining Sector: 478thLargest Insurance Industry: 511thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 716thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 805thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 882ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 971stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,045thMost Avoided: 1,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,245thFattest Citizens: 1,289thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,731stLargest Retail Industry: 1,972ndHighest Economic Output: 2,027thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,376thLowest Crime Rates: 2,640thLargest Governments: 2,806thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,349thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,930thMost Efficient Economies: 4,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,347thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,452ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,027thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,667thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,815thMost Secular: 10,400thSmartest Citizens: 10,489thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,447thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,456th

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