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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 130thLargest Black Market: 280thLargest Insurance Industry: 364th
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Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi

Population14.418 billion

LeaderThe Eternal President


The Revolutionary union of Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Eternal President with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.418 billion Kelvish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kresden. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kelvinsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,685 trillion Linadishes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 463,680 Linadishes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kuche.

Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi is ranked 2,555th in the world and 79th in Balder for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 53,215.15 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 130thLargest Black Market: 280thLargest Insurance Industry: 364thLargest Mining Sector: 405thHighest Average Incomes: 443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 475thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 540thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 552ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 836thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 936thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 990thLargest Agricultural Sector: 999thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,013thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,064thHighest Economic Output: 1,202ndFattest Citizens: 1,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,370thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,439thMost Efficient Economies: 1,635thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,717thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,798thLargest Retail Industry: 2,118thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,555thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,582ndMost Avoided: 2,741stMost Patriotic: 2,865thLowest Crime Rates: 3,277thLargest Governments: 3,338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,496thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,146thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,293rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,332ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,174thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,794thMost Secular: 12,872ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,705thMost Developed: 14,869thLargest Populations: 18,666thMost Authoritarian: 20,852ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,048th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 92nd in the regionMost Avoided: 117th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 136th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 142nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 232nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 415th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 453rd in the regionMost Influential: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 526th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 543rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 586th in the regionMost Secular: 598th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 604th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 625th in the regionMost Stationary: 662nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 703rd in the region

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