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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 137thLargest Black Market: 282ndLargest Insurance Industry: 380th
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Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi

Population13.214 billion

LeaderThe Eternal President


The Revolutionary union of Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Eternal President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.214 billion Kelvish are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kresden. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kelvinsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,127 trillion Linadishes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 463,680 Linadishes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, and commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi's national animal is the crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kuche.

Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi is ranked 1,549th in the world and 74th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 299.56 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 137thLargest Black Market: 282ndLargest Insurance Industry: 380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 407thLargest Mining Sector: 408thHighest Average Incomes: 428thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 538thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 575thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 835thLargest Agricultural Sector: 873rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 907thHighest Poor Incomes: 950thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 962ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 967thMost Avoided: 999thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,235thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,253rdFattest Citizens: 1,280thHighest Economic Output: 1,300thMost Efficient Economies: 1,544thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,549thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,655thLargest Retail Industry: 1,901stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,364thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,536thLowest Crime Rates: 3,170thLargest Governments: 3,225thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,055thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,300thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,067thSmartest Citizens: 11,335thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,904thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,882ndMost Secular: 12,966thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,455thMost Developed: 14,721stLargest Populations: 19,127thMost Authoritarian: 22,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,686th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 153rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 249th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 421st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 539th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 574th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 604th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 628th in the regionMost Secular: 642nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 675th in the region

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