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Largest Retail Industry: 1,101st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,546th Rudest Citizens: 1,991st
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Democratic Parndia

Population1.429 billion


The United States of Democratic Parndia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.429 billion Democratic Parndians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Parndian economy, worth 263 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 184,356 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationing Democratic Parndians expect to be treated as royalty, it's not mass murder when the government does it, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Parndia's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Democratic Parndia is ranked 20,227th in the world and 770th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,546thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,991stMost Influential: 2,088thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,256thMost Avoided: 2,339thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,592ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,427thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,676thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,248thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,196thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,854thFattest Citizens: 6,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,784thLargest Mining Sector: 8,310thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,329thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,645thMost Efficient Economies: 11,247thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,220thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,985thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,319th
Largest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 54th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionFattest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 178th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 183rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 245th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 284th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 408th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 455th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 475th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 483rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 488th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 496th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 526th in the regionMost Secular: 563rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 573rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 573rd in the regionLargest Governments: 602nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 607th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 685th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 699th in the regionLargest Black Market: 702nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
  • : Democratic Parndia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, vacationing Democratic Parndians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 111 » Arasi Luvasa, United States of Vietnam, Quiescent, Volaworand, Luddinlande, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Lunadae, Tsunamy, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Paranoia, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Linguiniland, Drugged Monkeys, Saciu, Calistan, Jaxon, Sandaoguo, New Briantown, Kringalia, Aywhyou, Concrete Slab, Kiasu-ism, Japanese Federal Republic, The naked people, KIROVET, Seliyan progressive Islands, The United Expanse, Theorin, Lambdaland, Pax Dracon, WTP All the good names are taken, Abarri, Escevola, Nothanksbutseriously, Oxsania, Phillius, Dylar, Transtemporal Shifts, Spazzhole, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, UnShleepd, and 61 others.East India Kompany, Silberne Wache, Mantas Meow, Anachronolandia, The National Corporation, Shengtie, Isokenzar, Barabarom, Noveos, Transcostria, Grouu, Cuuldere, Vincent Field, Qilai, Aguatania, Lorora3, Kandorith, Wyatonians, Erinor, Xandev, Auphelia, Upper Usok Valley, USNE2018, Kroumos, Darbor, Midand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Whimichy, Birdkeeper, Empire of the Western Woods, Black Brett, Nankyoku Tairiku, Akindom, Maletora, The Enlightened States of Centerism, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Jahass, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, The Filippinas, Ostanasia, The Dragon Enclave, Republic Clovakh, Aneas, Dasko, Stoniamera, Pays de Loire, Nowa Europa, Agalaesia, Ariankido, Sesteran, Churumduul, San Anaben, State of Iowa, Qawe, Chocholand, The West Valley Mountains, Slenrotros, and Doomen.

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