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Rudest Citizens: 2,398th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,005th Fattest Citizens: 4,971st
The Holy Devout Republic of
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Democratic Paramore

Population1.138 billion

CapitalStache Mu City
LeaderPresident Ron Swanson

AnimalVampire Cassowary

The Holy Devout Republic of Democratic Paramore is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Ron Swanson with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.138 billion Democratic Paramoreans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stache Mu City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The all-consuming Democratic Paramorean economy, worth 116 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 102,810 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,459 per year while the poor average 12,560, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Democratic Paramore's national animal is the Vampire Cassowary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Democratic Paramore is ranked 6,817th in the world and 266th in the West Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 10 Valid Endorsements.

Rudest Citizens: 2,398thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,005thFattest Citizens: 4,971stMost Avoided: 4,990thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,124thLargest Retail Industry: 5,373rdMost Armed: 5,378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,620thHighest Crime Rates: 5,825thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,817thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,138thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,612thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,516thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,687thMost Pro-Market: 14,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,759th
Rudest Citizens: 56th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 63rd in the regionMost Avoided: 90th in the regionFattest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Armed: 132nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 146th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 154th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 175th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 187th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 297th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 396th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 427th in the regionMost Influential: 530th in the region

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