The Democratic Republic of Democratic North Korussia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 7.1 billion Democratic North Korussians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Democratic North Korussian economy, worth 243 trillion KIM JONG-PUTIN WON a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,248 KIM JONG-PUTIN WON, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's never "just a game" with Democratic North Korussian sports fans, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and adultery has been made a capital offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic North Korussia's national animal is the NORTH KORUSSIAN BEAR, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Democratic North Korussia is ranked 228,935^th in the world and 98^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.