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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,502ndLargest Black Market: 1,601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,796th
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Democratic North Korea

Population15.148 billion

CapitalHelsinki
LeaderBowser
FaithAtheism

CurrencyQeva
AnimalLynx

The Corporeal States of Democratic North Korea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bowser with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.148 billion Democratic North Koreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic North Korean economy, worth a remarkable 3,317 trillion Qevas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 219,019 Qevas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, and rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic North Korea's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Democratic North Korea is ranked 9,772nd in the world and 508th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 93.44 quips per hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,502ndLargest Black Market: 1,601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,796thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,850thMost Armed: 2,184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,225thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,923rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,120thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,273rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,558thHighest Economic Output: 4,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,097thMost Influential: 5,660thHighest Average Incomes: 5,767thHealthiest Citizens: 6,050thMost Developed: 6,559thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,809thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,831stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,983rdBest Weather: 9,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,259thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,745thSmartest Citizens: 9,772ndMost Secular: 11,033rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,927thLargest Retail Industry: 12,527thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,424thMost Stationary: 15,837thMost Efficient Economies: 17,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,737thLargest Populations: 19,780thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,058thHighest Food Quality: 23,199thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,146th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Armed: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 246th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 253rd in the regionMost Stationary: 256th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 328th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 350th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 366th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 378th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 407th in the regionBest Weather: 477th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 508th in the regionLargest Populations: 508th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 508th in the regionMost Secular: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 601st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 632nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 670th in the region

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