The Constitutional Monarchy of Democratic Kingdom of South India is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Bill Manton with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.273 billion South Indians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bengaluru. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Indian economy, worth 429 trillion South Indian Rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,584 South Indian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Kingdom of South India's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Various.

Democratic Kingdom of South India is ranked 263,809^th in the world and 121^st in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Avoided, scoring 0.67 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.