The United Provinces of Democratic Kingdom of South India is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jambi Shriyan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.287 billion South Indians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bengaluru. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Indian economy, worth 874 trillion South Indian Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,034 South Indian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, prudishness is on the way out, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Kingdom of South India's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Democratic Kingdom of South India is ranked 6,789^th in the world and 2^nd in Liberal Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.24 law-abiding acts per hour.