The Free People of Democratic HomeLand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mikko Milosh with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.667 billion Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newland. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic HomeLandian economy, worth 152 trillion Loots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,619 Loots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic HomeLand's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Long Distance Running.

Democratic HomeLand is ranked 77,253^rd in the world and 2,025^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 279.51682110912 Days.