by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 45thMost Inclusive: 46thMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th
The Breslov-Akko Dynasty of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Democratic Communist Federation

Population10.984 billion

LeaderMşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel
FaithBreslover Bahai Faith

AnimalMimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise

The Breslov-Akko Dynasty of Democratic Communist Federation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.984 billion Multiversal Communist Federationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Communist Federationist economy, worth a remarkable 3,037 trillion mishqals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 276,503 mishqals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Breslover Bahai Faith.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 2,743rd in the world and 1st in Antifa Dialectical metaRealism for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,419.55 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 45thMost Inclusive: 46thMost Compassionate Citizens: 59thNicest Citizens: 73rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rdMost Pacifist: 92ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 175thHighest Food Quality: 193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 198thHighest Average Tax Rates: 225thMost Beautiful Environments: 239thMost Cheerful Citizens: 256thSafest: 283rdBest Weather: 292ndLargest Governments: 365thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 453rdMost Rebellious Youth: 592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 658thSmartest Citizens: 889thMost Cultured: 1,028thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,417thMost Efficient Economies: 1,423rdMost Developed: 1,460thLowest Crime Rates: 1,615thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,640thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,723rdMost Secular: 1,938thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,705thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,743rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,814thHighest Average Incomes: 2,986thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,918thHealthiest Citizens: 4,083rdRudest Citizens: 4,740thHighest Economic Output: 5,713thNudest: 9,952ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,929thTop
Most Income Equality: 19,696thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,671st

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