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Most Compassionate Citizens: 862nd Largest Welfare Programs: 875th Nicest Citizens: 884th
The DmR Ṣạdiyqiym of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel š
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Democratic Communist Federation

Population1.444 billion

LeaderMşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel š
FaithḎāṯ Bāhāʾiyṯ or Ddiyānaẗ Bahā⫯iyyaẗ

Currencymişĕql or miṯqāl or weight
AnimalMimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise

The DmR Ṣạdiyqiym of Democratic Communist Federation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel š with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.444 billion Dialectical metaRealists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dialectical metaRealist economy, worth 170 trillion mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,378 mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ḏāṯ Bāhāʾiyṯ or Ddiyānaẗ Bahā⫯iyyaẗ.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 875th in the world and 1st in Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 12,724.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 862ndLargest Welfare Programs: 875thNicest Citizens: 884thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 949thMost Inclusive: 1,145thMost Pacifist: 1,461stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,483rdBest Weather: 1,536thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,645thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,843rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,878thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,746thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,212thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,218thSafest: 3,758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,516thHighest Drug Use: 4,961stMost Developed: 5,066thLargest Governments: 7,050thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,064thHealthiest Citizens: 8,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,783rdNudest: 8,813thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,158thSmartest Citizens: 10,032ndMost Income Equality: 10,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,627thMost Secular: 13,767thMost Cultured: 14,791stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,388th

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