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Largest Welfare Programs: 190th Most Compassionate Citizens: 240th Nicest Citizens: 266th
The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Democratic Communist Federation

Population3.644 billion

CapitalSpartakusland
LeaderMşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel
FaithDāṯ hạ●Bāhāʾiyṯ Bərẹsəlōḇiyṯ

Currencymişĕql or miṯqāl or weight
AnimalMimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise

The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of Democratic Communist Federation is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.644 billion Democratic Communist Federationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Communist Federationist economy, worth 627 trillion mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,117 mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, lavish state dinners in Spartakusland are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, supervisors in Democratic Communist Federation commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dāṯ hạ●Bāhāʾiyṯ Bərẹsəlōḇiyṯ.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 307th in the world and 1st in Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective for Most Inclusive, scoring 488.44 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 190thMost Compassionate Citizens: 240thNicest Citizens: 266thMost Inclusive: 307thLeast Corrupt Governments: 327thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 457thMost Pacifist: 474thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 588thBest Weather: 665thMost Cheerful Citizens: 725thMost Developed: 787thMost Advanced Public Education: 801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 860thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 959thLongest Average Lifespans: 961stHighest Average Tax Rates: 967thSafest: 1,032ndLargest Governments: 1,603rdTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,827thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,857thSmartest Citizens: 3,718thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,238thHealthiest Citizens: 4,690thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,871stMost Cultured: 5,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,322ndTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,557thMost Efficient Economies: 8,600thHighest Average Incomes: 8,778thMost Secular: 9,404thNudest: 11,413thMost Income Equality: 13,840th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, supervisors in Democratic Communist Federation commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, lavish state dinners in Spartakusland are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, economic planning is exalted as a human art form.
  • : Democratic Communist Federation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, science fiction invariably depicts socialist societies as Utopian.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.

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