by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 516th Most Compassionate Citizens: 518th Nicest Citizens: 580th
The Ṣạdiyqiym hạ-Dāṯ hạ-Bāhāʾiyṯ of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel
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Democratic Communist Federation

Population1.969 billion

CapitalSpartakusland
LeaderMşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel
FaithDāṯ hạ-Bāhāʾiyṯ

Currencymişĕql or miṯqāl or weight
AnimalMimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise

The Ṣạdiyqiym hạ-Dāṯ hạ-Bāhāʾiyṯ of Democratic Communist Federation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.969 billion Democratic Communist Federationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Communist Federationist economy, worth 266 trillion mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,353 mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dāṯ hạ-Bāhāʾiyṯ.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 703rd in the world and 1st in Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective for Most Inclusive, scoring 374.91 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 516thMost Compassionate Citizens: 518thNicest Citizens: 580thLeast Corrupt Governments: 666thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 684thMost Inclusive: 703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 840thMost Pacifist: 881stBest Weather: 993rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,164thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,591stTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,829thSafest: 1,829thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,118thMost Developed: 3,462ndLargest Governments: 3,930thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,516thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,552ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,012thLowest Crime Rates: 6,593rdSmartest Citizens: 6,610thMost Income Equality: 6,974thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,833rdMost Cultured: 8,092ndTop
10%
Most Politically Free: 8,868thNudest: 8,940thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,133rdMost Secular: 11,334thHighest Average Incomes: 16,696th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, Mimi The Cat And Nightingale Of Paradise is one of the most popular forenames in Democratic Communist Federation.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.

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