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Largest Welfare Programs: 194th Most Compassionate Citizens: 225th Nicest Citizens: 253rd
The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel
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Democratic Communist Federation

Population3.818 billion

CapitalSpartakusland
LeaderMşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel
FaithDāṯ hạ●Bāhāʾiyṯ Bərẹsəlōḇiyṯ

Currencymişĕql or miṯqāl or weight
AnimalMimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise

The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of Democratic Communist Federation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.818 billion Democratic Communist Federationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Communist Federationist economy, worth 676 trillion mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,248 mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, board shorts have replaced board rooms, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dāṯ hạ●Bāhāʾiyṯ Bərẹsəlōḇiyṯ.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 151,966th in the world and 1st in Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective for Most Pro-Market, scoring -74 on the Rand Index.

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1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 194thMost Compassionate Citizens: 225thNicest Citizens: 253rdMost Inclusive: 282ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 426thMost Pacifist: 442ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 468thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 526thBest Weather: 615thMost Developed: 734thMost Cheerful Citizens: 740thMost Advanced Public Education: 779thMost Beautiful Environments: 785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 794thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 884thLongest Average Lifespans: 895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 901stSafest: 911thLargest Governments: 1,485thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,940thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,691stSmartest Citizens: 3,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,780thLowest Crime Rates: 3,844thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,071stHealthiest Citizens: 4,749thMost Cultured: 5,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,413thHighest Average Incomes: 8,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,374thNudest: 8,591stMost Efficient Economies: 8,621stTop
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Most Secular: 9,359thMost Politically Free: 10,097thMost Income Equality: 14,945thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,335th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.

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