by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 338th Most Compassionate Citizens: 364th Nicest Citizens: 418th
The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel
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Democratic Communist Federation

Population2.529 billion

LeaderMşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel
FaithDāṯ hạ-Bāhāʾiyṯ Bərẹsəlōḇiyṯ

Currencymişĕql or miṯqāl or weight
AnimalMimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise

The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of Democratic Communist Federation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.529 billion Democratic Communist Federationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Communist Federationist economy, worth 395 trillion mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,376 mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly secular, the endangered saltwater humpback Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise is only seen in captivity programs, Democratic Communist Federation's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dāṯ hạ-Bāhāʾiyṯ Bərẹsəlōḇiyṯ.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 476th in the world and 1st in Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective for Most Inclusive, scoring 422.89 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 338thMost Compassionate Citizens: 364thNicest Citizens: 418thMost Inclusive: 476thLeast Corrupt Governments: 548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 618thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 673rdMost Pacifist: 703rdBest Weather: 760thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 798thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,262ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,287thSafest: 1,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,442ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,489thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,493rdTop
Most Developed: 2,547thLargest Governments: 2,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,176thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,502ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,497thSmartest Citizens: 4,706thLowest Crime Rates: 5,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,604thNudest: 6,816thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,320thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,443rdMost Cultured: 7,700thTop
Most Secular: 8,849thMost Efficient Economies: 9,263rdHighest Drug Use: 9,404thMost Income Equality: 10,170thMost Politically Free: 11,294thHighest Average Incomes: 11,308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,471stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,292nd

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