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Largest Welfare Programs: 294th Most Compassionate Citizens: 298th Nicest Citizens: 329th
The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel
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Democratic Communist Federation

Population3.033 billion

CapitalSpartakusland
LeaderMşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel
FaithDāṯ hạ●Bāhāʾiyṯ Bərẹsəlōḇiyṯ

Currencymişĕql or miṯqāl or weight
AnimalMimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise

The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of Democratic Communist Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.033 billion Democratic Communist Federationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Communist Federationist economy, worth 506 trillion mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 166,902 mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dāṯ hạ●Bāhāʾiyṯ Bərẹsəlōḇiyṯ.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 163,694th in the world and 1st in Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -12.57 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 294thMost Compassionate Citizens: 298thNicest Citizens: 329thMost Inclusive: 388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 399thMost Pacifist: 592ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 610thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 645thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 673rdBest Weather: 753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 850thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,222ndSafest: 1,260thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,303rdTop
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Largest Governments: 2,141stMost Developed: 2,190thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,130thSmartest Citizens: 4,025thHealthiest Citizens: 4,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,838thLowest Crime Rates: 5,052ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,705thMost Cultured: 6,495thNudest: 6,882ndTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,556thMost Efficient Economies: 8,922ndMost Secular: 9,374thHighest Average Incomes: 9,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,559thMost Politically Free: 11,877thMost Income Equality: 15,021st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, Mşeh ʼAhrn ha●Lwiy ben Herĕşel is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, Mimi The Cat And Nightingale Of Paradise is one of the most popular forenames in Democratic Communist Federation.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.

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