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Largest Welfare Programs: 464th Most Compassionate Citizens: 479th Nicest Citizens: 536th
The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel
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Democratic Communist Federation

Population2.144 billion

CapitalSpartakusland
LeaderMşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel
FaithBāhāʾiy Bərẹsəlōḇiy

Currencymişĕql or miṯqāl or weight
AnimalMimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise

The Ṣạdiyqiym Bərẹsəlōḇ-ʿẠkkō of Democratic Communist Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mşeh ʼAhrn ha-Lwiy ben Herĕşel with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.144 billion Democratic Communist Federationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Communist Federationist economy, worth 309 trillion mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 144,176 mişĕql or miṯqāl or weights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Democratic Communist Federation are blocked up with orders for new public loos, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, Democratic Communist Federationists submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Democratic Communist Federationists marry themselves'. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat and Nightingale of Paradise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bāhāʾiy Bərẹsəlōḇiy.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 153,963rd in the world and 1st in Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -10.65 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 464thMost Compassionate Citizens: 479thNicest Citizens: 536thLeast Corrupt Governments: 632ndMost Inclusive: 633rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 648thMost Pacifist: 827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 830thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 932ndBest Weather: 1,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,414thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,488thSafest: 1,569thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,626thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,748thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,940thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,015thMost Developed: 2,956thHighest Drug Use: 3,426thLargest Governments: 3,450thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,467thSmartest Citizens: 5,437thHealthiest Citizens: 5,605thLowest Crime Rates: 6,195thNudest: 7,253rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,820thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,316thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,784thMost Cultured: 9,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,657thMost Secular: 10,224thMost Politically Free: 12,244thMost Income Equality: 12,370thMost Efficient Economies: 13,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,881st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Democratic Communist Federationists marry themselves'.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, Democratic Communist Federationists submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, builders across Democratic Communist Federation are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Democratic Communist Federationist grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Communist Federation, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.

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