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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,363rd Nicest Citizens: 1,431st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,441st
The Dialectical metaRealists of
Left-wing Utopia
Free speech is speech which frees the dominated!
Mōşẹh ʾẠhạrōn hạ-Lēwiy bẹn Hẹʿrəşẹʿl
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Democratic Communist Federation

Population1.058 billion

LeaderMōşẹh ʾẠhạrōn hạ-Lēwiy bẹn Hẹʿrəşẹʿl
Faiththe Baháʼí Faith

AnimalMimi the Cat

The Dialectical metaRealists of Democratic Communist Federation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mōşẹh ʾẠhạrōn hạ-Lēwiy bẹn Hẹʿrəşẹʿl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.058 billion Dialectical metaRealists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartakusland. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dialectical metaRealist economy, worth 105 trillion miṯ⁰qāls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 99,901 miṯ⁰qāls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Communist Federation's national animal is the Mimi the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Baháʼí Faith.

Democratic Communist Federation is ranked 161,763rd in the world and 1st in Antifa Luxemburgist Communist Collective for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,363rdNicest Citizens: 1,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,441stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,619thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,004thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,243rdBest Weather: 2,304thMost Pacifist: 2,416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,434thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,530thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,067thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,914thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,988thSafest: 6,330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,349thMost Developed: 7,595thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,922ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,698thMost Income Equality: 9,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,672ndLargest Governments: 11,792ndNudest: 12,684thSmartest Citizens: 13,720thMost Secular: 15,251stMost Cultured: 15,647th

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