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434.22 Democratic Colonies's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Report all Suspicious Activity.”
The Kraven Corporation was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 61
Largest Black Market: 837th Most Conservative: 928th Highest Economic Output: 1,045th
27.785 billion Kravenites. Parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd Most Devout: 2nd
17.971 billion Gynos. Closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We are who we are: deal with it.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 8th Least Corrupt Governments: 18th
33.08 billion Lady Roseans. National health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Leotard and pointe shoes or else”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 67th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 469th Highest Crime Rates: 516th
19.122 billion Madballerinas. Frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“ROI is King”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 67th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 69th Highest Crime Rates: 156th
12.885 billion ICoCIs. Enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Life is Short, Glory is Eternal”
Largest Populations: 174th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 190th Largest Publishing Industry: 193rd
34.295 billion Colonials. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Carpe Jugulum”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 41st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 128th Most Scientifically Advanced: 241st
19.212 billion binarians. Anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Glory to Alexander the Great of Macedon”
Most Stationary: 136th Largest Populations: 498th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,030th
33.308 billion Pelagonians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In God We Trust - Not Our Election Officials”
Most Stationary: 906th Largest Populations: 1,682nd Most Influential: 4,449th
28.616 billion Butterfly Ballotians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Bellum, Sacrum Bellum”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 114th Most Advanced Public Transport: 179th Largest Black Market: 402nd
8.145 billion Chernarovians. Ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Industry is the saviour of the valiant”
Rudest Citizens: 263rd Largest Retail Industry: 312th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 400th
4.889 billion Kustishes. Complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Style Over Substance Since 2006”
Most Advanced Public Education: 136th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 246th Largest Welfare Programs: 529th
10.533 billion Kaidenians. Frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Freedom is never truly free unless you work for it.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422nd Highest Economic Output: 897th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,357th
29.774 billion Sarzonians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Tnemrot Prevails!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 104th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,645th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,715th
23.647 billion Tnemratians. Frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Where Life Is A Walk In The Park”
Largest Welfare Programs: 623rd Largest Populations: 1,610th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,098th
28.931 billion Whereyouthinkyougoingians. Anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Begin”
Most Average: 13,372nd Largest Populations: 16,866th
10.9 billion Tarantans. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Hoooooooooooooowl”
Most Politically Free: 1,146th Most Pro-Market: 1,214th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,215th
10.245 billion Coyotes. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
Anarchy
“Choose wise!”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,711th Most Pro-Market: 11,921st Most Stationary: 12,596th
6.276 billion Funchalsians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Striving for the best - fair, kind, and compassionate.”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,140th Most Influential: 2,216th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,223rd
19.988 billion Alf Landonians. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Yikes!”
Largest Populations: 276th Most Authoritarian: 1,935th Most Extreme: 5,452nd
33.957 billion Celluliteans. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I lost...”
Most Stationary: 2,463rd Most Influential: 8,045th Largest Populations: 10,071st
13.857 billion Oxoes. Keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Yeehaw!”
Largest Populations: 1,548th Largest Black Market: 7,655th Most Authoritarian: 11,549th
29.16 billion Rootin Tootin Putinians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Einigkeit Recht Grammatik”
Largest Black Market: 7,850th Most Authoritarian: 14,838th Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,007th
11.623 billion grammar nazis. Public floggings, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E Pluribus Unum”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,549th Largest Black Market: 3,352nd Most Subsidized Industry: 4,711th
9.773 billion Southians. Zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and flagrant waste-dumping.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Your life force. Our passion.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 245th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,598th Highest Drug Use: 1,712th
9.046 billion Vinesfolk. Rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“sīc semper ēvellō mortem līberātōribus”
Largest Insurance Industry: 931st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,373rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,376th
6.603 billion Hadadians. Closed borders, compulsory military service, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures [JTF]”
Most Average: 11,406th Largest Insurance Industry: 12,396th
3.999 billion sailors. Burgeoning leopard population.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Twirling Toward Freedom”
Most Authoritarian: 930th Most Extreme: 2,385th Most Conservative: 2,991st
2.056 billion BEFORE PURGING THE USERITE VINNYians. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Iron-Fist Socialists”
Most Income Equality: 2,936th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,538th Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,346th
7.698 billion Stevenson Russellians. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Vencer o morir!”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,016th Least Corrupt Governments: 13,798th Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,960th
5.335 billion Paraguayans. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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