The Parliamentary Democracy of Democratic Bharat is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Devvert Dalal with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 1.831 billion Democratic Bharatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modern delhi. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Bharatian economy, worth 214 trillion Devvert rupees a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,170 Devvert rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Bharat's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Democratic Bharat is ranked 300,596^th in the world and 9,685^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -371.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.