The Confederacy of Demicity is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.035 billion Demicityians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mileycity. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Demicityian economy, worth 459 trillion cryants a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,102 cryants, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demicity's national animal is the Demitrius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judism.

Demicity is ranked 193,010^th in the world and 6,502^nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 31.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.