The Sultanate of Demesetelis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Caane Demesetelis with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.024 billion Demesetelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camel Rider City. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Demesetelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,199 trillion Demes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,185 Demes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, Caane Demesetelis can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and the official Demesetelian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demesetelis's national animal is the Ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Demesetelis is ranked 3,597^th in the world and 4^th in The Commonwealth Society for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.23 law-abiding acts per hour.