The Transcendental Kettledrummer of Delusions of Grandeur is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by You with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 32.105 billion Delusions of Grandeurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CloudCastle. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Delusions of Grandeurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Delusions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,284 Delusions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, rumor has it that You has won three lotteries in a row, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Delusions of Grandeur's national animal is the Grandeur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delusions of Grandeur is ranked 60,003^rd in the world and 3,456^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.79 law-abiding acts per hour.