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Most Efficient Economies: 359th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 702nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 909th
The Protectorate of
Right-wing Utopia
Homo Homini Lupus Est
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population11.625 billion

LeaderLord Protector Dragutin Krešo Petrović
FaithOrthodox Titanism


The Protectorate of Delsola is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Protector Dragutin Krešo Petrović with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.625 billion Delsolans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titanusan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Delsolan economy, worth a remarkable 3,014 trillion Krelas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 259,303 Krelas, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Delsolan Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", books are so highly regarded in Delsola that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Delsola's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Titanism.

Delsola is ranked 5,903rd in the world and 225th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,574.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 359thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 702ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 909thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 923rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,019thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,259thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,802ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,897thLargest Retail Industry: 2,027thHighest Average Incomes: 2,174thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,220thRudest Citizens: 2,361stLargest Mining Sector: 2,412thHighest Economic Output: 2,624thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,648thFattest Citizens: 2,956thMost Devout: 3,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,680thMost Avoided: 4,274thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,644thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,763rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,086thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,266thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,903rdLargest Gambling Industry: 6,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,122ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,910thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,903rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,796thLargest Black Market: 10,914thSafest: 11,384thLargest Populations: 11,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,140thLargest Governments: 12,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,699th
Most Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 84th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 113th in the regionFattest Citizens: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Devout: 179th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 225th in the regionMost Avoided: 235th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 236th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 264th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 265th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 306th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 307th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Populations: 364th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 419th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 451st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 487th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Delsola's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Delsola's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Delsola's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Delsola's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Delsola was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Delsola ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Delsola's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Delsola's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Delsola's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Delsola was refounded in Osiris.


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