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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,871st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,070th Largest Black Market: 3,151st
The Militaristic Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Beauty draws attention, intelligence draws greatness.
Cameron DeLong
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.063 billion

CapitalPort Cash
LeaderCameron DeLong

Currencyfederal unit
AnimalWhite Lion

The Militaristic Dictatorship of DeLongtasia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Cameron DeLong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.063 billion Imperial DeLongtasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Cash. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DeLongtasian economy, worth 890 trillion federal units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,863 federal units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is often said that only Cameron DeLong could bring down Dàguó, millions of Imperial DeLongtasians are excellent swimmers, dessert dishes make up the DeLongtasian breakfast menu, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeLongtasia's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DeLongtasia is ranked 151,527th in the world and 371st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 20.15 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Corrupt Governments: 2,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,070thLargest Black Market: 3,151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,082ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,367thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,010thLargest Retail Industry: 5,189thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,210thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,337thMost Efficient Economies: 7,818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,139thHighest Average Incomes: 8,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,376thTop
Largest Governments: 8,613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,942ndMost Cultured: 10,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,709thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,425thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,522ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,722ndSmartest Citizens: 14,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,981stHighest Economic Output: 16,384thMost Authoritarian: 16,440thMost Developed: 16,856th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the region

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