by Max Barry

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,879th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,241st Largest Black Market: 3,399th
The Militaristic Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Beauty draws attention, intelligence draws greatness.
Cameron DeLong
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.201 billion

CapitalPort Cash
LeaderCameron DeLong

Currencyfederal unit
AnimalWhite Lion

The Militaristic Dictatorship of DeLongtasia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cameron DeLong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.201 billion Imperial DeLongtasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Cash. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DeLongtasian economy, worth 738 trillion federal units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,863 federal units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is often said that only Cameron DeLong could bring down Dàguó, millions of Imperial DeLongtasians are excellent swimmers, dessert dishes make up the DeLongtasian breakfast menu, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeLongtasia's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DeLongtasia is ranked 103,438th in the world and 401st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Fattest Citizens, with 9.63 Obesity Rate.

Most Corrupt Governments: 2,879thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,241stLargest Black Market: 3,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,187thLargest Retail Industry: 5,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,414thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,270thLowest Crime Rates: 8,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,446thHighest Average Incomes: 8,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,559thTop
Largest Governments: 8,847thMost Cultured: 10,510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,876thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,014thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,413thSmartest Citizens: 14,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,691st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the region

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