by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,848th Largest Insurance Industry: 7,351st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,581st
The Oppressed Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
We vote so that others do not have to
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.609 billion

CapitalA Closet in the World Government HQ


The Oppressed Peoples of Delegateland is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.609 billion Delegates are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Closet in the World Government HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Delagation economy, worth 148 trillion Votes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 56,729 Votes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Delegateland's national animal is the Coward, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Delegateland is ranked 71,231st in the world and 6th in Imperial Coalition of Nations for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 69.71 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,848thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,351stTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,581st

National Happenings

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