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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 365thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 397th
The Dead Meme of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I hate mondays
Influence
Minnow
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dekks

Population11.04 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderGarfield
FaithExistential Crisis

CurrencyLasagna
AnimalJon

The Dead Meme of Dekks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Garfield with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.04 billion Odie Haters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 88.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dekksian economy, worth a remarkable 4,997 trillion Lasagnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 452,647 Lasagnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, and it turns out that the government can have your guns by prying them out of your warm living hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dekks's national animal is the Jon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Existential Crisis.

Dekks is ranked 87,935th in the world and 97th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,625.57 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 365thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 397thMost Secular: 487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 494thLargest Black Market: 685thHighest Average Incomes: 699thFattest Citizens: 761stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 889thMost Avoided: 938thLargest Mining Sector: 972ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,027thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,169thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,519thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,633rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,261stMost Efficient Economies: 2,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,517thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,204thHighest Economic Output: 3,347thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,501stRudest Citizens: 3,635thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,861stLargest Governments: 3,923rdMost Patriotic: 3,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,142ndSmartest Citizens: 5,266thNudest: 6,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,553rdMost Conservative: 9,016thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,813thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,293rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,442ndMost Authoritarian: 24,119thLowest Crime Rates: 25,951st
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the region

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