The Ego-Posadist Utopia of Dekks is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nuclear Jeb with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.917 billion Dekksians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirnerfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dekksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 404,711 Nuclear Bombs, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear Jeb's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dekks's national animal is the Riot Police, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Posado-Garfieldism.

Dekks is ranked 18,447^th in the world and 19^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 1,066.263032869 Days.