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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 378thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 406th
The Dead Meme of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I hate mondays
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dekks

Population10.543 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderGarfield
FaithExistential Crisis

CurrencyLasagna
AnimalJon

The Dead Meme of Dekks is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Garfield with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.543 billion Odie Haters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dekksian economy, worth a remarkable 4,746 trillion Lasagnas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 450,175 Lasagnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dekks's national animal is the Jon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Existential Crisis.

Dekks is ranked 306,082nd in the world and 241st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring -16 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 378thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 495thMost Secular: 499thHighest Average Incomes: 702ndLargest Black Market: 720thFattest Citizens: 766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 900thMost Avoided: 938thLargest Mining Sector: 993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,021stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,554thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,565thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,618thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,375thMost Efficient Economies: 2,458thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,241stMost Patriotic: 3,422ndRudest Citizens: 3,429thHighest Economic Output: 3,588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,697thLargest Governments: 3,910thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,226thSmartest Citizens: 5,294thMost Armed: 5,880thNudest: 6,084thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,156thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,861stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,850thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,209thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,614thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,051stMost Conservative: 21,558thLowest Crime Rates: 26,048th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the region

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