Population | 10.543 billion |
Capital | Hell |
Leader | Garfield |
Faith | Existential Crisis |
Currency | Lasagna |
Animal | Jon |
The Dead Meme of Dekks is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Garfield with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.543 billion Odie Haters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 88.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Dekksian economy, worth a remarkable 4,746 trillion Lasagnas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 450,175 Lasagnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dekks's national animal is the Jon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Existential Crisis.
Dekks is ranked 306,082nd in the world and 241st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring -16 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dekks's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Dekks lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Dekks lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Dekks lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Dekks lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Dekks's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Dekks's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Dekks lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
- : Dekks's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Dekks lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.