by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 306thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 416thMost Secular: 424th
The Ego-Posadist Utopia of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Your fairytales can't hold back our nukes!
Nuclear Jeb
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.68 billion

LeaderNuclear Jeb

CurrencyNuclear Bomb
AnimalRiot Police

The Ego-Posadist Utopia of Dekks is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nuclear Jeb with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.68 billion Dekksians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirnerfield. The average income tax rate is 87.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dekksian economy, worth a remarkable 3,216 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 418,818 Nuclear Bombs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dekks's national animal is the Riot Police, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Posado-Garfieldism.

Dekks is ranked 247,311th in the world and 268th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.61 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 306thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 416thMost Secular: 424thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 531stMost Influential: 541stFattest Citizens: 649thHighest Average Incomes: 701stLargest Black Market: 815thLargest Mining Sector: 847thMost Avoided: 863rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,014thMost Armed: 1,046thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,386thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,408thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,515thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,520thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,551stRudest Citizens: 1,627thMost Patriotic: 1,644thMost Efficient Economies: 1,821stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,331stLargest Retail Industry: 2,360thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,527thLargest Governments: 3,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,558thHighest Economic Output: 4,708thNudest: 5,172ndSmartest Citizens: 5,445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,035thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,254thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,482ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,794thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,617thMost Inclusive: 14,291stLowest Crime Rates: 21,189thMost Conservative: 22,132nd
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the region

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