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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 369thMost Secular: 411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 470th
The Ego-Posadist Utopia of
Corporate Police State
Your fairytales can't hold back our nukes!
Nuclear Jeb
Influence
Negotiator
Legal World Assembly Delegate
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dekks

Population6.917 billion

CapitalStirnerfield
LeaderNuclear Jeb
FaithPosado-Garfieldism

CurrencyNuclear Bomb
AnimalRiot Police

The Ego-Posadist Utopia of Dekks is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nuclear Jeb with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.917 billion Dekksians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirnerfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dekksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 404,711 Nuclear Bombs, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear Jeb's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dekks's national animal is the Riot Police, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Posado-Garfieldism.

Dekks is ranked 18,447th in the world and 19th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 1,066.263032869 Days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 369thMost Secular: 411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 567thMost Influential: 571stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 658thFattest Citizens: 701stHighest Average Incomes: 755thMost Avoided: 825thLargest Black Market: 849thLargest Mining Sector: 909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 976thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,000thMost Armed: 1,057thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,085thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,410thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,526thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,532ndRudest Citizens: 1,539thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,743rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,770thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,395thLargest Governments: 3,767thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,770thNudest: 5,232ndHighest Economic Output: 5,478thSmartest Citizens: 5,516thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,584thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,314thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,138thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,711thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,314thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,576thMost Inclusive: 15,307thMost Stationary: 18,447th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
  • : Dekks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, Nuclear Jeb's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Dekks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prohibition Of Unwarranted Digital Surveillance".
  • : Following new legislation in Dekks, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.

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