The People's Republic of Deified Ideals is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Regency with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 16.895 billion Deified Idealists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iustitia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ideal economy, worth a remarkable 3,133 trillion Shiny Beads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 185,495 Shiny Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deified Ideals's national animal is the Meme, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mild Panic.

Deified Ideals is ranked 2,375^th in the world and 4^th in USSD for Lowest Crime Rates, with 138.32 law-abiding acts per hour.