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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,076thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,054thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,363rd
The Poison Pin Pokemon of
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Defending Nidoran F

Population5.941 billion

CurrencyPokedollar
AnimalNidoran

The Poison Pin Pokemon of Defending Nidoran F is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The cynical, devout population of 5.941 billion Nidorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The Nidoran economy, worth 336 trillion Pokedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Gambling, Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,679 Pokedollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Defending Nidoran F's national animal is the Nidoran, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Defending Nidoran F is ranked 126,497th in the world and 1,225th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Governments, scoring 14.63 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,076thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,054thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,363rdTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31,016th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 111th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 179th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 391st in the regionMost Patriotic: 439th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 449th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Defending Nidoran F was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Nidoran F, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Nidoran F, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Nidoran F, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
  • : Defending Nidoran F created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Nidoran F, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Nidoran F, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Nidoran F, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Nidoran F, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Defending Nidoran F, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.

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