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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,255thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,347thHighest Drug Use: 1,588th
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Defcon 77

Population560 million

CurrencyGold Bullions
AnimalRattle Snake

The Republic of Defcon 77 is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 560 million Defcon 77ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The strong Defcon 77ian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Gold Bullions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Uranium Mining. Average income is 29,386 Gold Bullions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,398 per year while the poor average 1,842, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Defcon 77's national animal is the Rattle Snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Defcon 77 is ranked 110,324th in the world and 77th in Crystal Falls for Most Secular, with 17.29 Atheism Rate.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,255thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,347thHighest Drug Use: 1,588thMost Extreme: 2,019thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 7,927thNudest: 10,160thTop
Fattest Citizens: 13,355thMost Pro-Market: 13,718thMost Politically Free: 14,390thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,619thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,046thMost Armed: 21,116thMost Avoided: 22,032ndRudest Citizens: 22,569th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 33rd in the region

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