Population | 39.055 billion |
Capital | Sacrosanct City |
Leader | His Supreme Holy Eminence |
Faith | The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told |
Currency | Sacrament |
Animal | Lamb |
The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 39.055 billion Deep South Borlandeese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 345 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 8,839 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Deep South Borlandeese, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.
Deep South Borland is ranked 271,034th in the world and 80th in Wysteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -2478.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
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Deep South Borland, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
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Deep South Borland, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
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Deep South Borland, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
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Deep South Borland, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Deep South Borlandeese.
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Deep South Borland, astronomers are flocking to Deep South Borland to take advantage of its clear night skies.
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Deep South Borland, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Deep South Borland at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
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Deep South Borland, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.
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Deep South Borland, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
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Deep South Borland, in this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace.
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Deep South Borland, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.