Most Primitive: 1st Most Devout: 1st Most Pacifist: 2nd
The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.345 billion Deep south Borlandites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep south Borlandite economy, worth 498 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Average income is 18,213 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

His Supreme Holy Eminence claims to be the epitome of family values, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Deep south Borland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep south Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep south Borland is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Most Primitive, scoring 1,271.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Primitive: 1stMost Devout: 1stMost Pacifist: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rdNicest Citizens: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 5thBest Weather: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thHighest Average Tax Rates: 44thLargest Governments: 73rdMost Cultured: 82ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 105thMost Corrupt Governments: 216thMost Stationary: 568thLargest Populations: 1,034thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,676thMost Influential: 4,591stMost Income Equality: 4,641stMost Authoritarian: 4,840thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,690thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,442nd
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Deep south Borland.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?".
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, His Supreme Holy Eminence claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Deep south Borland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep south Borland, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.

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