| Population | 34.406 billion |
| Capital | Sacrosanct City |
| Leader | His Supreme Holy Eminence |
| Faith | The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told |
| Currency | Sacrament |
| Animal | Lamb |
The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 34.406 billion Deep South Borlandeese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 403 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,722 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The education system is famed for its taxing exams, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Lamb Dung" has been declared a national treasure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.
Deep South Borland is ranked 183,844th in the world and 83rd in Wysteria for Most Avoided, scoring 0.09 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Deep South Borland, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Lamb Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, the education system is famed for its taxing exams.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Deep South Borlandite flag can be displayed.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
- : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, Deep South Borland's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
