by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,464th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,604th Fattest Citizens: 6,194th
The Seven Rainbow Islands of
Benevolent Dictatorship
I'll be the one to keep the peace!
King Dedede
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dedede Empire

Population756 million

CapitalMount Dedede
LeaderKing Dedede


The Seven Rainbow Islands of Dedede Empire is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by King Dedede with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 756 million Waddle Dees enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount Dedede. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dedede economy, worth 101 trillion D-bills a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 134,245 D-bills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 547,623 per year while the poor average 21,817, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

Internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties, King Dedede has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dedede Empire's national animal is the Gordo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dedede Empire is ranked 66,734th in the world and 8th in Dream Land for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,316.81 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 4,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,604thFattest Citizens: 6,194thLargest Retail Industry: 6,458thHighest Drug Use: 7,490thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,889thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,064thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,621stMost Cultured: 10,626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,315thLargest Black Market: 11,400thMost Efficient Economies: 11,490thNudest: 12,356thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,440thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,468thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,591stMost Developed: 15,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,074th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the region

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