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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 890thMost Influential: 1,132nd
The Fraternal Order of Knights of
Iron Fist Consumerists
My Heart and Soul for the Peaches
Grand Knight Commander Johnny
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Death Bat

Population3.53 billion

LeaderGrand Knight Commander Johnny

AnimalSaha la Fea

The Fraternal Order of Knights of Death Bat is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Knight Commander Johnny with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.53 billion Sleazebags are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intramuros. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sleazy economy, worth 685 trillion Peaches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 194,250 Peaches, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Intramuros, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Death Bat's national animal is the Saha la Fea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peachism.

Death Bat is ranked 1,604th in the world and 42nd in Europe for Most Secular, with 99.09 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 890thMost Influential: 1,132ndMost Secular: 1,604thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,861stLowest Crime Rates: 1,979thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,121stLargest Governments: 2,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,773rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,591stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,771stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,996thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,030thNudest: 5,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,402ndMost Developed: 5,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,937thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,468thHighest Average Incomes: 6,597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,963rdSafest: 7,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,887thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,308thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,890thSmartest Citizens: 10,672ndMost Cultured: 12,632ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,690thLargest Mining Sector: 12,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,056thHealthiest Citizens: 14,302ndMost Conservative: 16,342nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Conservative: 88th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 93rd in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Death Bat was endorsed by The Republic of Republic Of Vox.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Bat, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Bat, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Death Bat voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Aurelia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Death Bat, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Bat, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Intramuros.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Bat, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Bat, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Bat, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Death Bat, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 162 » The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Saint Domingo, Yahlia, Ahma, Galway-Dublin, St Scarlett, Dizgovzy, Regnum Italiae, The Champions League, Imperium Anglorum, Pazano, Bohomo, Wombelland, GanymedEuropa, An Clar, Dyana, Pilipinas and Malaya, Outer Sparta, Irminsulia, Germany Third Reich, Dark Matter, Tarraconense, The New Nordic Union, Troltovia, Wessex and Cornwall, The Seven Provinces, Gr4nd3nia, Thracia Republic, Kaspinia, Einswenn, Super Happy Land, Purgatio, Rivierenland, Soviet Krussia, Quentenia, Greate San Marino, Mickey-Mouse, Ostermarch, Maritzal, Northern German Federation, Falvaard, Slavonia and Srijem, Brakanistan, Alympian Kingdom, Baycanistan, Zuid-Limburgia, Soviet Taoistan, Justosia, Belmoren, Amicities, and 112 others.Nardin, Kardjali, Yoannes, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Weltbeherrschung, Leszno, New Cottingham, Western Berlin, Libertyca, Toaddia, Lovisa, Caustralia, Aragonja, Cytadela, Izvbard, Corthaen, Goldenbourg, Frahnkzaden, New Touraine, Saiwania, Prussia Kaiserreich, Eritei, Monkistan, Lyyyyyyyydiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaa, The Mongol Plain, Hameed, Carphelia, Aristeme, Vielmania, Sancti Formica, Puerto Thelosia, Unico Republic, Lieges, Parstoya, Slavorussia, Dorpz, Dauershire, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Imperium Malignis, Nastror, Unionist Mercia, Lord Sapre, Feria-Alkaline, Durlia, The Ivory Tower of Academia, Greater Albaina, Nuweland, Thracia and Crimea, Rouvenor, Kans, Nordicura, Estonesia, Umeria, Cyrothica, Demon666, Milfgaerd, New Rickiland, FYR Vojvodina, Arorska, New Denizland, North of Americas, Habbox, Fubuda, Fauzjhia, Greater Belgium, Kargasok, Jim the Baptist, Confederate States of Murica, Kosonidia, Sverigesriket, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Caescadia, Novabritannia, Turanistania, Neo-Europa, Bombastion, Uvieu, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Felhaven, Volara, Wanglin, New Ironlandia, Nova Boudicea, Republic of Satherland, Lumitauka, Angleterres, Nouros, Friemenn, Fossekallen, Kingdom of JJS, Arsenial, GeneralStalin, Leranditale, Beauprix, Chefactastyan, Bareu, Candavia, Svarte Tarnet, Conservative American Republican States, Alienage, Vierte Bundesrepublik Deutschland, The Kingdom of Denmark, Kenmoria WA Mission, Wandersen, Socialist Balkans, Bolger, Birdopiane, Cassaracen, Eski, Bahnhofstrasse, Utopicican, and Republic Of Vox.

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