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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,130thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,566thNudest: 2,652nd
The Oppressed Peoples of
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Dead Warrior Daddy has his grave here
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Dead Warrior Daddy

Population570 million

CapitalThe Complex


The Oppressed Peoples of Dead Warrior Daddy is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 570 million Dead Warrior Daddyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Complex. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dead Warrior Daddyian economy, worth 60.9 trillion Daddies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,895 Daddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dead Warrior Daddy's national animal is the bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dead Warrior Daddy is ranked 250,735th in the world and 1,007th in Europeia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -22 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,130thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,566thTop
Nudest: 2,652ndMost Influential: 5,034thLargest Retail Industry: 11,071stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,149thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,730thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,197th
Nudest: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 74th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the region

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