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Most Primitive: 1,487thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,313thHighest Crime Rates: 3,891st
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pray to the Cow Gods or DIE
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dead Cow

Population430 million

CurrencyBones of dead cows
AnimalA dead cow

The Holy Empire of Dead Cow is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 430 million Undead Cows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.3%.

The Dead Cowian economy, worth 21.5 trillion Bones of dead cows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,077 Bones of dead cows, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dead Cow's national animal is the A dead cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dead Cow is ranked 42,523rd in the world and 17th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Black Market, with 3.72 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 1,487thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,313thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,891stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,472ndFattest Citizens: 6,009thMost Avoided: 6,589thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,550thMost Devout: 9,710thTop
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Most Armed: 13,247thMost Authoritarian: 22,814th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dead Cow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 5% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Dead Cow, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Dead Cow, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Dead Cow, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dead Cow, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in Dead Cow, the public transport system has been eliminated.
  • : Following new legislation in Dead Cow, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale.
  • : Following new legislation in Dead Cow, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • : Following new legislation in Dead Cow, Hide and Seek with Cuddle Bear is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Dead Cow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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